Joke of the Day

A lady was walking down the street to work and she saw a parrot on a perch in front of a pet store.

The parrot said to her, “Hey, lady! Man, are you ever ugly!”

Furious, the lady stormed past the store to work. On the way home she saw the same parrot and it said to her, “Hey, lady! Man, are you ever ugly!”

She was incredibly ticked now.

The next day the same parrot again said to her again, “Hey, lady! Man, are you ever ugly.”

The lady was so incensed that she went into the store and threatened to sue the store to rid herself of the bird. The store manager apologized profusely and promised he would make sure the parrot didn’t say it again.

When the lady walked past the store that day after work the parrot called to her, “Hey, lady!”

She paused and said, “Yes?”

The bird said, “You know.”