The Beer Pager

April 4, 2007

beerpager1.jpg“Never lose your suds again! The Beer Pager is the perfect gift for that forgetful someone who always misplaces their drink. Just drop your favorite beverage into the Beer Pager the next time you’re at a crowded party. If you go to the bathroom or start talking to a hottie and forget where you placed your beer, just click the remote control button. The Beer Pager will proudly belch and flash colorful lights so you can easily find your drink.”

But what happens when you get drunk and lose the remote control?

You can buy it here for $24.89 US.


One comment

  1. Pretty much the greatest thing I’ve ever seen.

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