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The Man Code

August 10, 2007

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Seduction Labs has a great new blog post up entitled, “The Man Code”. Here’s the top 10 of the list:

1. Thou shall not rent the movie Chocolate.

2. If you’ve known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever! Unless you actually marry her.

3. When questioned by a buddy’s wife, girlfriend, mother, father, priest, shrink, dentist, accountant, or dog walker, you need not and should not provide any useful information as to his whereabouts. You are even permitted to deny his very existence.

4. Unless he murdered someone in your immediate family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 24 hours.

5. You may exaggerate any anecdote told in a bar by 50% without recrimination; beyond that, anyone within earshot is allowed to yell out “BULLSHIT!” (Exception: When trying to pick up a girl, the allowable exaggeration is 400%)

6. Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.

7. The minimum amount of time you have to wait for another guy is 5 minutes. The maximum is 6 minutes. For a girl, you are required to wait 10 minutes for every point of hotness she scores on the classic 1-10 babe scale.

8. Complaining about the brand of free beverages in a buddy’s refrigerator is forbidden. But you may gripe if the temperature is unsuitable.

9. A friend must be permitted to borrow anything you own – grill, car, firstborn child – within 12 hr notice. Women or anything considered “lucky” are not applicable in this case.

10. Agreeing to distract the skanky friend of a hot babe that your buddy is trying to hook up with is your legal duty. Should you get carried away with your good deed and end up having sex with the beast, your pal is forbidden to ever speak of it.

> Click here for the rest of the list (there’s 50 in total!)

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4 comments

  1. Most of those seem very true, but you forgot “No two men shall sit in adjacent movie theater seats except under two condtions. 1) The movie theater is filling up and someone asks the row to squish together and 2) the men in question are only two members of a larger group of mixed company that has gone to see the movie together.”


  2. men are ridiculously entertaining…lol


  3. That is all killer – no filler.


  4. haha loved this list, thanks for sharing. my brother also got a kick out of it – he particularly liked #43.



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