Archive for September, 2007

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“I’m hungry. I’m gonna eat it”

September 24, 2007

This story is just ridiculous…

From The Daily TelegraphA man has reportedly ripped the head off a tame duck that lived in the ornamental lobby of a Minnesota hotel.

The Associated Press reported that Scott D. Clark allegedly cornered the duck before grabbing it and decapitating it with his hands in front of a security guard and other onlookers.

Mr Clark then said: “I’m hungry. I’m gonna eat it.”

He was allegedly drunk, AP said.

A spokesman for the Minnesota Federated Humane Societies called on the hotel to examine their duck protection policies, or possibly think about having fish like other hotels, AP reported.

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Joke Of The Day

September 19, 2007

Thanks to my Mom for passing along this wonderfully corny joke…

A blonde enters a store that sells curtains. She tells the salesman, “I would like to buy a pair of pink curtains.” The salesman assures her that they have a large selection of pink curtains. He shows her several patterns, but the blonde seems to be having a hard time choosing.

Finally she selects a lovely pink floral print. The salesman then asks what size curtains she needs. The blonde promptly replies, “seventeen inches.”

“Seventeen inches???” asks the salesman. “That sounds very small. What room are they for?”

The blonde tells him that they aren’t for a room; they are for her computer monitor. The surprised salesman replies, “but Miss, computers do not need curtains!”

The blonde says, “Hellllooooooooo, I’ve got Windoooooows!!!!!!!!”

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NHL ’08 released today

September 13, 2007

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For as long as I can remember, EA Sport’s NHL series of video games has been my favorite. I’ve owned each one since back in 1993, when it was released on Super Nintendo.

Today (Sept 13th), the latest greatest version of the game has been released, and I will be picking up a copy for my XBox 360.

Last year, EA released the revolutionary “skill stick” control, which has made the game much more fun to play, and opens up a world of new things you can do with the players. It’s as close to “controlling” a player as it’s ever been in a hockey video game.

I’m hoping this year’s game will improve on some of the weaker areas of ’07, such as improving on the defense, and adding some advanced goaltender controls for the shoot out.

Either way, I am sure this game will be great for hours and hours of wasted time entertainment.

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Joke Of The Day

September 10, 2007

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No, this picture is not the joke, although it could be.

What’s the difference between a bucket full of shit and Nickleback?

The Bucket.

Heh.