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Visionaries, the forgotten 80’s cartoon

June 29, 2007

visionaries.jpgThere was a show that I just loved as a kid, but have rarely ever seen or heard from since I last saw it back in 1987. The show was called “Visionaries”.

The show, according to Wikipedia, was “set on the planet Prysmos, located in another dimension, the Visionaries consist of two groups of knights — the Spectral Knights and the Darkling Lords, both of whom have their magical powers gifted from Merklynn after successfully completing a quest to reach Merklynn’s shrine on Iron Mountain. Each character had a different power that reflected their personality and could be activated by reciting a special verse.”

From what I remember, the show was about these mystical knights that wore cool futuristic armor suits with hologram symbols on their chests. Each knight had a different symbol, usually in the form of an animal, and could transform into that type of animal.

My favorite character was Feryl, who could transform into a Wolf. I remember I had the toy, which sadly, did not turn into a Wolf. It was still extremely cool, and was always one of my favorite non-Tranformers toys.

The other “good guy” characters would turn into animals such as a lion, bear, fox, eagle, cheetah or dolphin. The various animals allowed them to explore different types of terrain and battle on all sorts of landscapes.

The evil Darkling Lords would also “transform” into animals like the gorilla, lizard or shark. Apparently those are “evil” animals.

An interesting fact is that the character of “Cindarr” was voiced by Peter Cullen, the voice of Optimus Prime. The leader of the Darkling Lords, “Darkstorm”, was voiced by Chris Latta. Latta voiced such legendary bad guys, such as Starscream and Cobra Commander.

I don’t really remember the actual plot line of the episodes, but I sure remember the cool characters, and the cool hologram chest plates and of course the animals, as well.

I was surprised to learn that this show only lasted 13 episodes. It seems to me I watched a helluva lot more than 13 episodes. More than likely, I watched each one several times as most kids usually do with their favorite shows and movies.

As far as I know, there is a region-2 DVD series released, but if anyone knows of a Region-1 DVD (U.S. & Canada), please let me know. I haven’t been able to find any information on one.

I’d be shocked if anyone else out there remembers this show, but for some reason it’s stuck in my mind as a very cool show, and one that I wished had lasted longer. I still remember going from video store to video store with my Mom trying to find copies of the show on VHS.

You can add Visionaries to the list of incredible shows that boys of my generation were fortunate enough to grow up on. From Transformers to G.I. Joe to Ninja Turtles, we were a lucky bunch.

Better than all the crap like Pokemon and Digimon and whatever ‘mon show that is popular these days. My kids are going to have all the great 80’s and early 90’s cartoons on DVD. They won’t be watching any of these horrible new cartoons, or disturbing puppet-like shows that air on television for today’s children.

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Joke Of The Day

June 29, 2007

empire-state-building.jpgTwo men are sitting drinking at a bar at the top of the Empire State Building, when the first man turns to the other and says “You know, last week I discovered that if you jump from the top of this building, the winds around the building are so intense that by the time you fall to the 10th floor, they carry you around the building and back into a window”. The bartender just shakes his head in disapproval while wiping the bar.

The second guy says, “What, are you nuts? There’s no way that could happen.

“No, its true,” the first man says. “Let me prove it to you.” He gets up from the bar, jumps over the balcony, and plummets toward the street below. As he nears the 10th floor, the high winds whip him around the building and back into the 10th floor window and he takes the elevator back up to the bar.

He meets the second man, who looks quite astonished. “You know, I saw that with my own eyes, but that must have been a one time fluke.”

“No, I’ll prove it again,” says the first man as he jumps again. Just as he is hurtling toward the street, the 10th floor wind gently carries him around the building and into the window. Once upstairs he urges his fellow drinker to try it.

“Well, why not.” the second guy says, “It works. I’ll try it.” He jumps over the balcony, plunges downward passes the 11th, 10th 9th, 8th, floors. . . . . and hits the sidewalk with a SPLAT.

Back upstairs the bartender turns to the other drinker and says, “You know Superman, you’re a real jerk when you’re drunk”.

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Movie Review: The Holiday

June 29, 2007

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Last night I watched and thoroughly enjoyed The Holiday.  You might not hear many 25 year old guys admit that, as it would probably be categorized under “chick flick” or “romantic dramedy”.The Holiday has a great cast, and an interesting story. It’s basically two films in one, following stories on opposite sides of the world.

The film is about two women who are stressed out thanks to their troubled relationships, and decide to switch houses for a few weeks. One lives in LA, one in England. They’ve never met, but both are in desperate need of some new scenery, and make the unlikely switch.

The women are played by Cameron Diaz and Kate Winslet, who both do an incredible job. Iris (Winslet) is a newspaper columnist, and after failing to get over her ex, moves in to Amanda’s (Diaz) beautiful LA home. She goes on to meet more than a few very interesting people that help keep her mind off the problems at home.

Amanda (Diaz) moves into Iris’ small England cottage. She recently broke up with her boyfriend (played by Edward Burns), and was looking to get away from the busy lifestyle she has. She happens to meet Iris’s brother, played by Jude Law. Even though the last thing she wanted was to meet a man, it’s obvious they are destined for some sort of relationship.

Like I mentioned, both stories basically feel like two different movies. I found myself a lot more interesting in the story surrounding Diaz’s character, but that’s not to say the other story wasn’t interesting.

Jack Black also appears in the film. I would definitely say Law was the stand-out of the movie. I loved his character, and he did an excellent job. It was nice to see Jack Black in a role that was more laid back, and I did enjoy it, but he didn’t have quite as much screen time as the other actors. It never really seemed like we got to know his character.

Women will love this movie, and guys… as much as you’ll want to act like you’re not interested, give the film a chance. It’s an enjoyable romantic movie, and one that she will love and that you won’t be entirely bored of.

My Rating: 7.5/10

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The Dramatic Chipmunk!

June 28, 2007

The funniest five second-long video clip you’ll ever see…

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My Top 15 Favorite “Classic Rock” Songs

June 27, 2007

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I love classic rock songs from the 60’s through the late 70’s. It’s some of my favorite music, and every time I listen to it, I’m instantly put in a great mood. I’m not really sure why, as I wasn’t even close to living through the times when these songs were first released, but I still enjoy them as if I was. Maybe it’s to do with the fact my parents used to play them when I was a kid, or that we used to play them before hockey, or just simply that they are great songs.

I’ve compiled a list of my Top 15 Classic Rock songs. The criteria I used was to only include Rock songs released between 1960-1979. I know there are so many wonderful songs not listed here, and I could make another top 15 list that would be filled with songs as equally as good as these.

If you click on any of the song titles listed below, you will be taken to a YouTube version of the song. Most of the videos are of live recordings, so they aren’t exactly the same as the originals, but you get the idea.

Either way, here’s the list I’ve put together. Feel free to list some of your favorites in the comments section.


15. Bob Seger – Old Time Rock & Roll

From the album: Stranger in Town, 1979

14. Kingsmen – Louie, Louie

From the album: Released as a single in 1963

13. Foghat – I Just Wanna Make Love To You

From the album: Foghat, 1972

12. ZZ Top – La Grange

From the album: Tres Hombres, 1973

11. Jimi Hendrix – Voodoo Child

From the album: Electric Ladyland, 1968

10. Stealer’s Wheel – Stuck In The Middle With You (links to the song, but I have no idea what the heck that video is)

From the album: Stealer’s Wheel, 1972

9. Foghat – Slow Ride

From the album: Fool for the City, 1975

8. Bachman-Turner Overdrive (aka BTO) – Takin’ Care Of Business

From the album: Bachman-Turner Overdrive II, 1973

7. Creedence Clearwater Revival (aka CCR) – Down On The Corner

From the album: Willy and the Poor Boys, 1969

6. Guess Who – No Sugar Tonight

From the album: American Woman, 1970

5. Tom Petty – Breakdown

From the album: Tom Petty and The Heartbreakers, 1977

4. Lynyrd Skynyrd – Tuesday’s Gone

From the album: Pronounced, 1973

3. Steppenwolf – Magic Carpet Ride

From the album: Steppenwolf the Second, 1968

2. Ram Jam – Black Betty

From the album: Ram Jam, 1977

1. Lynyrd Skynyrd – Sweet Home Alabama

From the album: Second Helping, 1974


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Nelly Furtado’s Maneater… Acoustic style

June 27, 2007

Everyone knows Nelly Furtado’s popular club hit, “Maneater”, and have probably heard it 100 times. Yeah, I’m sick of it too, but check out this live acoustic version of the song that Nelly recorded a while back… it’s actually pretty good.

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He’s 72, but he’ll still kick your ass

June 27, 2007

tougholdman.jpgHere’s a really neat story I read today, over at Yahoo News today…

Bill Barnes says he was scratching off a losing $2 lottery ticket inside a gas station when he felt a hand slip into his front-left pants pocket, where he had $300 in cash.

He immediately grabbed the person’s wrist with his left hand and started throwing punches with his right, landing six or seven blows before a store manager intervened.

“I guess he thought I was an easy mark,” Barnes, 72, told The Grand Rapids Press for a story Tuesday.

He’s anything but an easy mark: Barnes served in the Marines, was an accomplished Golden Gloves boxer and retired after 20 years as an iron worker.

Jesse Daniel Rae, the 27-year-old Newaygo County man accused of trying to pick Barnes’ pocket, was arraigned Monday in Rockford District Court on one count of unarmed robbery, a 15-year felony.

Barnes said he had just withdrawn the money from a bank machine and put it in the pocket of his shorts before driving to the Marathon service station and Next Door Food Store in Comstock park, a Grand Rapids suburb.

He remembers noticing a patron acting suspiciously, asking the price of different brands of cigarettes and other items. While turned away, Barnes felt the hand in his pocket, so he took action.

“I guess I acted on instinct,” he said.

Kent County sheriff’s deputies said the store manager quickly came around the counter. The three of them struggled through the front door, where two witnesses said the manager slammed Rae to the ground and held him there.

“There was blood everywhere,” said another manager on duty, Abby Ostrom, 25.

Barnes was a regional runner-up in Golden Gloves competition in the novice and open divisions before enlisting in the Marines in 1956.

He lived most of his adult life in Comstock Park with his wife, Patricia, before recently moving to Ottawa County. The couple have three children.

After retiring as an iron worker, he now works part-time as a starter at a golf course.

Barnes said he’d probably do the same thing again under the same circumstances, if for no other reason than what he would face back home.

“I wouldn’t want my wife to give me hell for lettin’ that guy get my money,” he said with a smile.

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Movie Review: Alpha Dog

June 27, 2007

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Alpha Dog was a movie I was anxiously awaiting to see. I bought the film on HD-DVD a few weeks ago, and finally got around to watching it last night. I was interested to see how it would turn out, as it has an excellent young up-and-coming cast, and a director I am a big fan of.The director is Nick Cassavetes, who also directed John Q and The Notebook. He wrote Alpha Dog, as well.

The film has a great ensemble cast, of which includes Emile Hirsch (The Girl Next Door), Shawn Hatosy (John Q, The Faculty), Ben Foster (Six Feet Under, X-Men 3, Hostage), Olivia Wilde (The O.C., Turistas), Anton Yelchin (Hearts In Atlantis), Dominique Swain (Lolita), Amanda Seyfried (Mean Girls), Justin Timberlake (yes, that Justin Timberlake), as well as Sharon Stone and Bruce Willis.

Some of those names you may not be familiar with, but you will be very soon. Of them, I was most impressed with Ben Foster, Anton Yelchin and Justin Timberlake. Foster is an incredible actor, and I have been a fan of his work since I first saw him on Six Feet Under. He’s slowly starting to get bigger and better roles, and at this point in time, may be the most successful Six Feet cast member since the show’s end.

Anton Yelchin is a great young actor. He plays “Zach”, the young boy who goes “missing”. He has appeared in several TV shows, such as Without a Trace, The Practice, Law & Order and many others. He is a name to watch out for.

One of the things I was looking forward to seeing the most, was Timberlake’s performance. I enjoyed his work in the critically-panned Edison, and was interested in seeing what he’d do in a film with a good story. I was extremely impressed. The guy has serious talent, and has the potential to break out as a film star. He has incredible charisma, and seems so natural behind the camera. I’m not afraid to admit that I really enjoy his work, and feel he is one of the most talented individuals in the entertainment industry.

Now down to the film. It’s a true story, based on the life of Jesse James Hollywood, a drug dealer who became one of the youngest men ever to be on the FBI’s most wanted list.

Hollywood, who is re-named Johnny Truelove in the film, kidnaps the young brother of a man who owes him money. The film progresses from there, and it keeps you on the edge of your seat the entire time. The acting is excellent, as is the direction.

The pace of the film is wonderfully done, and it’s an entertaining journey, as you anxiously watch to see how the events will unfold. It has several hilarious segments, as well as some very touching moments as well. It’s also a harsh, knock you off your seat drama. It hits every type of genre, and stays entertaining from start to finish.

I would highly recommend it, as I feel regardless of your favorite flavor of film, you will enjoy Alpha Dog.

My Rating: 9/10

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Russell Peters: “Chinese Sellers”

June 27, 2007

Russell Peters, the Canadian East Indian comic, is quickly becoming one of my all-time favorite stand-up acts. The guy is simply hilarious. He does great accents, and makes fun of nearly every race possible, especially his own. If you haven’t heard of him, or even if you have, you’ve gotta check out this short clip of one of his routines…

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Crazy Person Of The Day

June 27, 2007

This guy is a full blown nut job…

Pittsburgh Tribune-ReviewDon’t do it out of anger. Don’t swing too hard and always hug your child when you’re done — when you’re done spanking him or her using a wooden paddle signed, “Love Joey.”

New Kensington resident Joey Salvati, 39, a father of two, was in the shower about a month ago when he first heard God speak to him about the matter. Whether it was an external or internal voice, he wasn’t sure. He tried to ignore it, but it kept coming back, day after day, until he realized he had to do something about it. The message was for Salvati to make wooden paddles for corporal punishment and give them to parents who need help disciplining their children.

If there is a God, I highly doubt he’s spending his time telling you to make punishment paddles to smack children with.

Stick this guy in jail, before he does something really crazy.

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The World’s Greatest Martial Arts Master

June 26, 2007

This guy could probably kick the crap out of Jack Bauer and Chuck Norris at the same time…

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Remember the Nirvana baby?

June 26, 2007

nirvana.jpgAnyone who grew up through the early 90’s probably owned Nirvana’s album, “Nevermind”. It made headlines for it’s album cover, which actually showed a baby’s penis. As you can see, the baby is chasing a dollar bill under water. It’s odd, but highly effective, and very creative.

This CD was released September 24, 1991 (Ok, wow I suddenly feel really old). It contained such classic hits as Smells Like Teen Spirit and Come As You Are.

Anyways, getting to the point of this post. So, you remember that little baby? Well, he’s 17 years old now.

Check out the goofy looking kid that the baby turned into, by clicking here.

Apparently, Curt Cobain didn’t have much influence on him, as he didn’t go grunge, he went gangsta.

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This Week’s DVD Releases

June 26, 2007

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Black Snake MoanThis film stars Samuel L. Jackson, Christina Ricci and Justin Timberlake. Jackson is one of my favorite actors, so I was looking forward to this one even before I saw any previews. Well, once I saw the trailer, I knew this one was going to be great. It’s about a God-fearing black man and his relationship with a wild and crazy young white woman. This is a movie I’m sure you don’t want to pass up on.

Shooter

I went to order this (as well as Black Snake Moan) on HD-DVD today, only to find out the HD version of Shooter won’t be released until late July. So I guess I may have to wait a while extra to see this, but for those of you who want to see it now… the standard DVD was released today. This one stars Mark Wahlberg, Michael Pena and Danny Glover. Bob Lee Swagger (Wahlberg), a former marksman, gets lured out of retirement when he hears of a plot to kill the president. This looks like your typical, high-action thriller, and I’m veyr excited to see it. I love great dramas, but I love pure exciting blockbusters just as much.

Peaceful Warrior

Peace Warrior stars Nick Nolte, Amy Smart and with Scott Mechlowicz in the lead role (from Eurotrip and Mean Creek). Seeing as Mean Creek is one of my favorite movies, I’ve always been interesting in seeing anything that comes from the stars of that film. This film is about two strangers who meet, and of course this greatly effects the lives of both. It’s a sports drama, that focuses on a gymnist, but it’s not exactly like it sounds.

Gray Matters

The tagline for this film is, “a romantic comedy about a brother, a sister and the girl of their dreams.” Sounds… potentially weird. It’s really not as weird as it could be, as the film is about a guy and his wife, and when his wife meets his sister, the two women fall in love. The film’s a comedy, so there’s sure to be some awkward and funny moments. After originally seeing the trailer, I was looking forward to the film, but it’s nothing but bad reviews, so my interest has declined quite a bit. It stars Heather Graham, Thomas Cavanagh, Bridget Moynahan and Molly Shannon.

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Chris Benoit and Family Found Dead

June 25, 2007

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I just read a really, really sad piece of news…

WWE.comWorld Wrestling Entertainment is deeply saddened to report that today Chris Benoit and his family were found dead in their home. There are no further details at this time, other than the Benoit family residence is currently being investigated by local authorities.

Tonight’s Raw on USA Network (8/7 CT) will serve as a tribute to Chris Benoit and his family. WWE extends its sincerest thoughts and prayers to the Benoit family’s relatives and loved ones in this time of tragedy.

Chris Benoit was one of my favorite wrestlers back when I used to watch it as a kid. He was a Canadian, and was known for his excellent wrestling ability and not from a stupid or over-the-top gimmick like many other “stars”. He was incredibly talented, and this is just shocking news. Especially for the fact that not only did he die, but his entire family. I can’t imagine what could have caused this.

This is such a brutal and horrible tragedy.

Update: Well, the worst possible cause to this horrific tragedy has been revealed. Out of anyone in the WWE, Benoit would have probably been one of the last guys I ever would have thought capable of this:

From TMZ.com:

Several Atlanta-based law enforcement sources have told TMZ Benoit may have strangled his wife on Saturday, then smothered his son in his bed a day later. Investigators refuse to officially comment, pending final confirmation by the coroner on the cause and time of the deaths.

One source told TMZ that Benoit was texting friends during Sunday’s WWE “Vengeance” Pay-Per-View program — possibly watching the show with his son, who may have been alive at the time.

According to sources, Benoit then hanged himself Monday in a weight room inside the family home.

A police investigation is ongoing.

Update June 29: Apparently, on Chris Benoit’s Wikipedia page, someone posted a note that Benoit’s wife passed away. How is this news? Well, it was posted 13 hours before the police even found the bodies. Interesting, and confusing. This story only gets more and more insane as the days go by.

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Movie Review: Half Nelson

June 25, 2007

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Half Nelson is a dark, dreary and depressing film. I knew this from the beginning, but it didn’t deter me, as these types of films are quite often my favorites. With the beautiful Summer weather taking a day off and allowing the clouds and rain to come out, I was in the perfect mood for a dramatic, not-so-upbeat type of film.Half Nelson was a movie I have greatly anticipated since I first saw the trailer probably over a year ago. I really enjoy Ryan Gosling’s work, and was very interested in his role as a crack addicted teacher of inner-city kids. He was nominated for Best Actor for this role, and that solidified my intent to see this film.

So, like I mentioned the film is about a heroin addicted History teacher and his connection with a young girl that he teaches. Gosling plays Dan Dunne, a young man who it seems became a teacher in hopes of changing the world, and making it a better place, and had grand views of what he would accomplish. His realization that this, of course, will not happen and that he is spending his time teaching a bunch of kids that have no interest in what he’s talking about, has turned him to drugs. With his newly-found depression, he uses his addiction to get him through a life he did not envision.

The film is mostly a downer, and not one to get you psyched on life, but as you painfully watch this young man fight to get through every day, you can also see how he is quickly finding you don’t need to change the world; that changing one person’s life can be quite the accomplishment in itself.

Ryan Gosling is incredible in this film, and is rightfully deserving of his Best Actor nomination.

If you liked Thirteen, The Machinist or The Woodsman, I would highly recommend checking out this movie. Or, if you simply appreciate a great performance and an extremely well-made film, then you can’t miss out on Half Nelson.

My Rating: 8.5/10

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Best. Invention. EVER.

June 24, 2007

This guy should be considered a national hero for inventing this…

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The Top 15 Chuck Norris Facts

June 22, 2007

chucknorrislist.jpgEveryone has heard of the Chuck Norris facts. Over the past few months, they have started to become ridiculous, and finding a list of good ones is nearly impossible. I’ve read through hundreds upon hundreds of horrible ones to put together a list of fifteen of my favorites.

Feel free to post one of your own favorites into the comments.

15. Chuck Norris doesn’t read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

14. Chuck Norris was originally cast as Jack Bauer in 24, but was replaced by the producers when he managed to kill every terrorist and save the day in 12 minutes and 37 seconds.

13. Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay’s potato chip.

12. M.C. Hammer learned the hard way that Chuck Norris can touch this.

11. Chuck Norris sleeps with every woman in the world once a month. They bleed for a week as a result.

10. Chuck Norris doesn’t have hair on his testicles, because hair does not grow on steel.

9. Chuck Norris counted to infinity – twice.

8. If you work in an office with Chuck Norris, don’t ask him for his three-hole-punch.

7. The quickest way to a man’s heart is with Chuck Norris’ fist.

6. When the Boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

5. Chuck Norris won’t ever get a heart attack, because a heart knows better than to attack Chuck Norris.

4. Superman owns a pair of Chuck Norris pajamas.

3. Chuck Norris does not “teabag” the ladies. He “Potato-Sacks” them.

2. There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

1. Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

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Download These Now!

June 22, 2007

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I think I will make the “Download These Now!” posts into a weekly feature. To remind you, this post lists ten songs that I’m really enjoying at the moment. I recommend that you download and try them out. Some are new, some have been around for a while, and some could even be a few years old or more.

The links below will take you to a YouTube version of the song. For some of the songs, I couldn’t find an actual recording, but did manage to find a live recording, or a fan’s recording during a concert.

Here’s this week’s recommendations:

Incubus – Dig

Wilco – On & On & On (youtube video is a low quality live version)

Mims – Like This

Linkin Park – The Little Things Give You Away

Classified – Find Out (this song has a really cool music video)

Jibbs – King Kong (Remix)

Paul Oakenfold & Pharrell Williams- Sex ‘N Money

Zwan – Number of the Beast

Ozzy Osbourne – I Don’t Wanna Stop

Gomez – Get Miles (youtube video is a live version)

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Who was the real star of Knocked Up?

June 22, 2007

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I really enjoyed Knocked Up, which you would have already known if you had read my Review about a week back.Writer/Director Judd Apatow is quickly becoming a favorite of mine, and I’m anxiously awaiting his next project.

I have been a huge fan of Katherine Heigl for a while now, but surprisingly Knocked Up was the first movie I had ever seen her in. I had, of course, watched the first two seasons of Grey’s Anatomy so I was familiar with her work before seeing Knocked Up.

Seth Rogan is absolutely hilarious, and I think he could be one of the biggest up-and-coming young comedy stars around. He fits the “lovable loser” role to a tee.

However, saying all of that, one of the people that was the biggest scene stealer for me was Leslie Mann. She played “Debbie”, Heigl’s sister in the film. She was absolutely perfect in her role as the somewhat psychotic, but loving mother and wife in the midst of a mid-life crisis.

If anyone can play the perfect late-30’s nut job, it’s Leslie Mann.

You may also recognize her from some of her previous comedy roles in films such as The Cable Guy, She’s the One, George of the Jungle, Big Daddy, Orange County, Stealing Harvard and The 40 Year Old Virgin.

A note of interest is that her husband is Knocked Up Director Judd Apatow, and her two real life children played her kids in the film.

You can see her next in Drillbit Taylor, a film co-written by her Knocked Up co-star, Seth Rogan. It’s about two kids who hire a low-budget bodyguard to protect them from bully’s on the playground. The film also stars Owen Wilson.

I hope we see her in more films in the future. I find her absolutely hilarious, and I hope she starts to get the credit (and roles) she deserves.

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Sometimes being stupid works out in the end

June 21, 2007

I thought “being the hero” only worked in the movies…

2theadvocate.comA man with a gun was trying to force a woman out of her car at a fast-food drive-through when the woman’s 17-year-old son wrestled the gun away from him and shot him.

Carl Chestnut, 44, of Kenner, is expected to survive wounds to his head and body, and will face armed robbery charges once he is released from East Jefferson General Hospital, Col. John Fortunato, a Jefferson Parish Sheriff’s Office spokesman, said Monday.

It would have been safer to hand over the keys and let the gunman drive off, Sheriff Harry Lee said Monday.

Fortunato said the 53-year-old woman was in line at an Arby’s Roast Beef Restaurant about 1:30 a.m. Monday when Chestnut walked up and pointed a gun at her, demanding their money and the car.

When he leaned inside, aiming the gun with one hand and trying to yank her out with the other, the 17-year-old grabbed the gun, Fortunato said. He said it went off once as they strugged, but did not hit anyone. Once the youth got the gun, he shot Chestnut several times, Fortunato said.

I’m sure people will say “oh, what a brave young man, what a hero!”… but I disagree. This kid is an idiot. Let the carjacker take the car, and your insurance will cover it. Someone could have easily been shot, and for what? The car was probably something like a Lebaron or Sunfire, too.

Unless you’re Bruce Willis or Will Smith, and there’s a film crew standing by, just give the guy the damn car.